Chinese limericks
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Re: Chinese limericks
"Enough of this nonsense!" he cried
As he pulled poisoned darts from his side (Sorry, I'm currently reading the Game of Thrones series of books)
"I'm going to France"
To chuck darts and dance
As he promptly fell over and died
Cricket players must do their homework
As he pulled poisoned darts from his side (Sorry, I'm currently reading the Game of Thrones series of books)
"I'm going to France"
To chuck darts and dance
As he promptly fell over and died
Cricket players must do their homework
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Re: Chinese limericks
Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk.
To avoid simply playing the berk.
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Re: Chinese limericks
caught out for a duckbillwright wrote:Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk.
Ambition is the last refuge of failure - Oscar Wilde
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Re: Chinese limericks
Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck
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Re: Chinese limericks
The Umpires have now gone berserk.strider77 wrote:Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck
There once was a rower from Spain
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Re: Chinese limericks
Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck
The umpires have all gone berserk
There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck
The umpires have all gone berserk
There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
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Re: Chinese limericks
There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
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Re: Chinese limericks
There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
This poor dripping fella
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
This poor dripping fella
Philip Price 89 Lwt. 68 kg. 176 cm. “Rather than rust I’ll wear out.”
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There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
This poor dripping fella
His Fandango to get dry was in vain.
Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
This poor dripping fella
His Fandango to get dry was in vain.
Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Re: Chinese limericks
Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies
Odette observed odd old obsequies
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Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
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Re: Chinese limericks
Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
Dear departed deranged
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
Dear departed deranged
Philip Price 89 Lwt. 68 kg. 176 cm. “Rather than rust I’ll wear out.”
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Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
Dear departed deranged
Taking time to traverse the Tardis
What a wonderful bird the frog are
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
Dear departed deranged
Taking time to traverse the Tardis
What a wonderful bird the frog are
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What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car
She sits slightly envelope car
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What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
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What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
Ketchup embellish
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
Ketchup embellish
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What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
Ketchup embellish
Said Toad as he leant on the bar
Enough of this nonsense said Edward
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
Ketchup embellish
Said Toad as he leant on the bar
Enough of this nonsense said Edward
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Re: Chinese limericks
Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
I thought it was Milligan instead!
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Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
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Bumping this one up as a few of us used to have a lot of fun doing them- Stan, Bill, Graham, Philip, Scoop, Thomas, Abbi, Paul V, anyone ?
Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
'Cos I feel crook
Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
'Cos I feel crook
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Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
'Cos I feel crook
And I'm going home to lie in my bed
D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
'Cos I feel crook
And I'm going home to lie in my bed
D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
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D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries
To be fair he tries and he tries
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Re: Chinese limericks
D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
Uphill to the finish
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D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
When he plays the Geordie
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
When he plays the Geordie
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D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
When he plays the Geordie
As over the cross bar it flies!
The January challenge is on
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
When he plays the Geordie
As over the cross bar it flies!
The January challenge is on
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