Chinese limericks
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Re: Chinese limericks
If the rain in Spain's on the plain
But Somerset's taking the strain
It's flooded, I hear
But Somerset's taking the strain
It's flooded, I hear
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Re: Chinese limericks
If the rain in Spain's on the plain
But Somerset's taking the strain
It's flooded, I hear
Up to the ear
But Somerset's taking the strain
It's flooded, I hear
Up to the ear
Uphill to the finish
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Re: Chinese limericks
"If the rain in Spain's on the plain
But Somerset's taking the strain
It's flooded, I hear
Up to the ear,"
Said the inimitable Sir Michael Caine
Please send some rain to Victoria
But Somerset's taking the strain
It's flooded, I hear
Up to the ear,"
Said the inimitable Sir Michael Caine
Please send some rain to Victoria
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Re: Chinese limericks
Please send some rain to Victoria
And do not deluge Pretoria
N.B. Record rain in January here - 200% of average rainfall. And guess what... it is raining. I know it is pretty bleak in Oz though
And do not deluge Pretoria
N.B. Record rain in January here - 200% of average rainfall. And guess what... it is raining. I know it is pretty bleak in Oz though
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Re: Chinese limericks
If the rain in Spain's on the plain
But Somerset's taking the strain
Who will bale us out
But Somerset's taking the strain
Who will bale us out
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Re: Chinese limericks
If the rain in Spain's on the plain
But Somerset's taking the strain
Who will bale us out
The Marines have the clout
But Somerset's taking the strain
Who will bale us out
The Marines have the clout
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Nee naw! We already finished that one, four posts ago. Pay attention, folks!
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If the rain in Spain's on the plain
But Somerset's taking the strain
Who will bale us out
The Marines have the clout
And they will have again and again
There that's tidied that one up..............
Please send some rain to Victoria
And do not deluge Pretoria
Keep the wet in Tibet
But Somerset's taking the strain
Who will bale us out
The Marines have the clout
And they will have again and again
There that's tidied that one up..............
Please send some rain to Victoria
And do not deluge Pretoria
Keep the wet in Tibet
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Re: Chinese limericks
Please send some rain to Victoria
And do not deluge Pretoria
Keep the wet in Tibet
Try not to forget
And do not deluge Pretoria
Keep the wet in Tibet
Try not to forget
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Re: Chinese limericks
Please send some rain to Victoria
And do not deluge Pretoria
Keep the wet in Tibet
Try not to forget
Or my cricket bat will apprise ya !
There's still time to add to the Challenge
And do not deluge Pretoria
Keep the wet in Tibet
Try not to forget
Or my cricket bat will apprise ya !
There's still time to add to the Challenge
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There's still time to add to the Challenge
With several segments of orange
With several segments of orange
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Re: Chinese limericks
There's still time to add to the Challenge
With several segments of orange
This doesn't make sense
With several segments of orange
This doesn't make sense
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There's still time to add to the Challenge
With several segments of orange
This doesn't make sense
But that rhymes with pence
With several segments of orange
This doesn't make sense
But that rhymes with pence
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There's still time to add to the Challenge
With several segments of orange
This doesn't make sense
But that rhymes with pence
And challenge rhymes with Stonehenge
The Super Bowl was on last night
With several segments of orange
This doesn't make sense
But that rhymes with pence
And challenge rhymes with Stonehenge
The Super Bowl was on last night
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The Super Bowl was on last night
Could the Broncos get it right?
Could the Broncos get it right?
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The Super Bowl was on last night
Could the Broncos get it right?
Perhaps not, methinks
Could the Broncos get it right?
Perhaps not, methinks
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The Super Bowl was on last night
Could the Broncos get it right?
Perhaps not, methinks
In their armour there's chinks
Could the Broncos get it right?
Perhaps not, methinks
In their armour there's chinks
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The Super Bowl was on last night
Could the Broncos get it right?
Perhaps not, methinks
In their armour there's chinks
They're there to let in the light!
Will Lizzy win Skeleton Gold ?
Could the Broncos get it right?
Perhaps not, methinks
In their armour there's chinks
They're there to let in the light!
Will Lizzy win Skeleton Gold ?
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Will Lizzy win Skeleton Gold ?
That story is yet to be told...
That story is yet to be told...
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Will Lizzy win Skeleton Gold ?
That story is yet to be told...
third run was good
That story is yet to be told...
third run was good
Uphill to the finish
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Will Lizzy win Skeleton Gold ?
That story is yet to be told...
third run was good
Her first place still stood
That story is yet to be told...
third run was good
Her first place still stood
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Will Lizzy win Skeleton Gold ?
That story is yet to be told...
third run was good
Her first place still stood
She won it and thats now quite old
Will Elise Christie win through this time ?
That story is yet to be told...
third run was good
Her first place still stood
She won it and thats now quite old
Will Elise Christie win through this time ?
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Will Elise Christie win through this time?
No! She'll crash just before the red line
No! She'll crash just before the red line
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Will Elise Christie win through this time?
No! She'll crash just before the red line
Still, there's always next time
No! She'll crash just before the red line
Still, there's always next time
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Will Elise Christie win through this time?
No! She'll crash just before the red line
Still, there's always next time
Does this line need to rhyme?
No! She'll crash just before the red line
Still, there's always next time
Does this line need to rhyme?