Chinese limericks
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Re: Chinese limericks
Will Elise Christie win through this time?
No! She'll crash just before the red line
Still, there's always next time
Does this line need to rhyme?
Not when you've been drinking red wine!
The Curlers are back home in their rink
No! She'll crash just before the red line
Still, there's always next time
Does this line need to rhyme?
Not when you've been drinking red wine!
The Curlers are back home in their rink
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Re: Chinese limericks
The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
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Re: Chinese limericks
The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Re: Chinese limericks
The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
With no hint of a stammer
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
With no hint of a stammer
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Re: Chinese limericks
The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
With no hint of a stammer
Five pints he proceeds to sink
Tomorrow is the first of the month
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
With no hint of a stammer
Five pints he proceeds to sink
Tomorrow is the first of the month
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Re: Chinese limericks
Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
And we ought to lead from the front
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Re: Chinese limericks
Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
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Re: Chinese limericks
Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
Though it's tough, I confess
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
Though it's tough, I confess
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Re: Chinese limericks
We'll have to admit that we gruntPaul Victory wrote:Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
Though it's tough, I confess
It's hard to get back in the saddle
Ambition is the last refuge of failure - Oscar Wilde
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Re: Chinese limericks
It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
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Re: Chinese limericks
The tide ebb's so strongPaul Victory wrote:It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
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Re: Chinese limericks
It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
The tide ebb's so strong
And 10k seems so long
And go for a vigorous paddle
The tide ebb's so strong
And 10k seems so long
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Re: Chinese limericks
It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
The tide ebb's so strong
And 10k seems so long
That my legs can do nothing but waddle
There was a young lady from Spain
And go for a vigorous paddle
The tide ebb's so strong
And 10k seems so long
That my legs can do nothing but waddle
There was a young lady from Spain
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Re: Chinese limericks
There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
Who hoped it might happen again
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Re: Chinese limericks
There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Re: Chinese limericks
There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
Her jaw hit the floor
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
Her jaw hit the floor
Philip Price 89 Lwt. 68 kg. 176 cm. “Rather than rust I’ll wear out.”
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Re: Chinese limericks
There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
Her jaw hit the floor
When she saw who'd just stepped off the plane
The boat race is coming our way
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
Her jaw hit the floor
When she saw who'd just stepped off the plane
The boat race is coming our way
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The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
Philip Price 89 Lwt. 68 kg. 176 cm. “Rather than rust I’ll wear out.”
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The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Re: Chinese limericks
The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
And late on, go for broke
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
And late on, go for broke
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Re: Chinese limericks
The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
And late on, go for broke
Then one crew will have a nice day
Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
And late on, go for broke
Then one crew will have a nice day
Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
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Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
When he saw her sauntering by
When he saw her sauntering by
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Re: Chinese limericks
Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
Philip Price 89 Lwt. 68 kg. 176 cm. “Rather than rust I’ll wear out.”
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Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
And the gems in her hair
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
And the gems in her hair
"When the crazy wheel slows down, where will I be? Back where I started!"
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Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
And the gems in her hair
He said; "Marry me, or I'll die."
Next Tuesday is April Fools Day
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
And the gems in her hair
He said; "Marry me, or I'll die."
Next Tuesday is April Fools Day
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