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Will Elise Christie win through this time?
No! She'll crash just before the red line
Still, there's always next time
Does this line need to rhyme?
Not when you've been drinking red wine!

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The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
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The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
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The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
With no hint of a stammer
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The Curlers are back home in their rink
Which is right by the pub where they drink
Where the Skip gives it hammer
With no hint of a stammer
Five pints he proceeds to sink

Tomorrow is the first of the month
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Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
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Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
Philip Price 89 Lwt. 68 kg. 176 cm. “Rather than rust I’ll wear out.”
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Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
Though it's tough, I confess
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Paul Victory wrote:Tomorrow is the first of the month
And we ought to lead from the front
So press on regardless
Though it's tough, I confess
We'll have to admit that we grunt :fsgrin:

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It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
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Paul Victory wrote:It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
The tide ebb's so strong
Ambition is the last refuge of failure - Oscar Wilde
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It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
The tide ebb's so strong
And 10k seems so long
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It's hard to get back in the saddle
And go for a vigorous paddle
The tide ebb's so strong
And 10k seems so long
That my legs can do nothing but waddle

There was a young lady from Spain
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There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
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There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
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There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
Her jaw hit the floor
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There was a young lady from Spain
Who hoped it might happen again
Having been to the door
Her jaw hit the floor
When she saw who'd just stepped off the plane

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The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
Philip Price 89 Lwt. 68 kg. 176 cm. “Rather than rust I’ll wear out.”
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The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
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The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
And late on, go for broke
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The boat race is coming our way
If you ask me who'll win, I can't say
If they row stroke for stroke
And late on, go for broke
Then one crew will have a nice day

Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
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Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
When he saw her sauntering by
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Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
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Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
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Entranced by her flair
And the gems in her hair
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Anastasia's bling caught Desmond's eye
When he saw her sauntering by
Entranced by her flair
And the gems in her hair
He said; "Marry me, or I'll die."

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