Chinese limericks

[millie]

"Enough of this nonsense!" he cried
As he pulled poisoned darts from his side (Sorry, I'm currently reading the Game of Thrones series of books)
"I'm going to France"
To chuck darts and dance
As he promptly fell over and died

Cricket players must do their homework

[billwright]

Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk.

[chipmunkcheeks]

Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk.

caught out for a duck

[strider77]

Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck

[chipmunkcheeks]

Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck

The Umpires have now gone berserk.

There once was a rower from Spain

[strider77]

Cricket players must do their homework
To avoid simply playing the berk
Caught out for a duck
Plain out of luck
The umpires have all gone berserk

There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain

[chipmunkcheeks]

There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella

[Pepe]

There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
This poor dripping fella

[billwright]

There once was a rower from Spain
Who got soaking wet out in the rain
He had no umbrella
This poor dripping fella
His Fandango to get dry was in vain.

Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis

[Pepe]

Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies

[chipmunkcheeks]

Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged

[Pepe]

Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
Dear departed deranged

[billwright]

Whilst waiting with Winnie Wincarnis
Odette observed odd old obsequies
a funeral arranged
Dear departed deranged
Taking time to traverse the Tardis

What a wonderful bird the frog are

[Thomas W-P]

What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car

[billwright]

What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish

[Thomas W-P]

What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
Ketchup embellish

[billwright]

What a wonderful bird the frog are
She sits slightly envelope car
With mustard for relish
Ketchup embellish
Said Toad as he leant on the bar

Enough of this nonsense said Edward

[Thomas W-P]

Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!

[strider77]

Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book

[strider77]

Bumping this one up as a few of us used to have a lot of fun doing them- Stan, Bill, Graham, Philip, Scoop, Thomas, Abbi, Paul V, anyone ?

Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
'Cos I feel crook

[Paul Victory]

Enough of this nonsense said Ed
I thought it was Milligan instead!
This is my last book
'Cos I feel crook
And I'm going home to lie in my bed

D Moyes sounds a lot like demise

[strider77]

D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries

[webberg]

D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty

[billwright]

D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
When he plays the Geordie

[Paul Victory]

D Moyes sounds a lot like demise
To be fair he tries and he tries
But pays the penalty
When he plays the Geordie
As over the cross bar it flies!

The January challenge is on