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The January challenge is on
From San Francisco to Saigon
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The January challenge is on
From San Francisco to Saigon
So yank on the chain
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The January challenge is on
From San Francisco to Saigon
So yank on the chain
and ignore the pain
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The January challenge is on
From San Francisco to Saigon
So yank on the chain
and ignore the pain
'Cos you know that it will soon be gone

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The nonathlon is not to be feared
though your lungs may get a bit seared
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The nonathlon is not to be feared
though your lungs may get a bit seared
Your legs will be fine
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The nonathlon is not to be feared
though your lungs may get a bit seared
Your legs will be fine
If you keep them in line
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The nonathlon is not to be feared
though your lungs may get a bit seared
Your legs will be fine
If you keep them in line
With a wheel that is properly geared

Ofsted are currently inspecting the Primary School where I am Chair of Governors :shock: . With that in mind...

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An Ofsted inspector once said
With a face that was getting quite red
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An Ofsted inspector once said
With a face that was getting quite red
I find, once plucked
Uphill to the finish

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An Ofsted inspector once said
With a face that was getting quite red
I find, once plucked
and carefully sucked


(the inspection went well - we got what we expected with no surprises :))
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An Ofsted inspector once said
With a face that was getting quite red
I find, once plucked
and carefully sucked
that the problems are all in my head

Descartes said cogito, ergo sum
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Descartes said cogito, ergo sum
Vere a magnus erratum
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Descartes said cogito, ergo sum
Vere a magnus erratum
But some don't agree
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Descartes said cogito, ergo sum
Vere a magnus erratum
But some don't agree
With this "latiny"
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Descartes said cogito, ergo sum
Vere a magnus erratum
But some don't agree
With this "latiny"
Sic quod erat demonstrundum

We're nearing the end of the month
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We're nearing the end of the month
and some have completed their millionth
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We're nearing the end of the month
and some have completed their millionth
Their buttocks are tough
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We're nearing the end of the month
and some have completed their millionth
Their buttocks are tough
Their legs, well buff
Uphill to the finish

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We're nearing the end of the month
and some have completed their millionth
Their buttocks are tough
Their legs, well buff
As they fall off the erg with a grunt :lol:

The Six Nations is coming our way
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The Six Nations is coming our way
Its crunch time in Paris I'd say
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The Six Nations is coming our way
Its crunch time in Paris I'd say
There'll be thunderous hits
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The Six Nations is coming our way
Its crunch time in Paris I'd say
There'll be thunderous hits
In their fancy new kits
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The Six Nations is coming our way
Its crunch time in Paris I'd say
There'll be thunderous hits
In their fancy new kits
So it's Twickers in Knickers Way Hay!

If the rain in Spain's on the plain
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If the rain in Spain's on the plain
But Somerset's taking the strain
Uphill to the finish

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