When I rule the world ...........
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- webberg
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When I rule the world ...........
Things will change.
Snakepit to be established to hold:
Pan pipes and pipers
mime artists
Reality show contestants
Ant and Dec
Diving footballers
Centre lane drivers
All celebrity bimbos (both sexes)
Shop assistants who talk to each other instead of serving you
Esther Rantsen
Jeremy Clarkson
People who stop on pavements for no reason
I'm sure you can add some more..
Snakepit to be established to hold:
Pan pipes and pipers
mime artists
Reality show contestants
Ant and Dec
Diving footballers
Centre lane drivers
All celebrity bimbos (both sexes)
Shop assistants who talk to each other instead of serving you
Esther Rantsen
Jeremy Clarkson
People who stop on pavements for no reason
I'm sure you can add some more..
Uphill to the finish
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- Mike Channin
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Come the revolution the following should start running....
criminal defence solicitors (just how do they sleep at night )
Haliburton employees (that includes the President and the majority of the Republican party)
Politicians, sorry they ALL lie
Judges who give 9 month sentences to paedophiles but seven years for tax offences
BBC correspondents (i thought you were supposed to report not give personal comment)
Daily Mail readers
Current boss of the MPS
Anyone who in a meeting says energy, holistic, blue sky (unless it is the summer and they are commenting upon the weather)
criminal defence solicitors (just how do they sleep at night )
Haliburton employees (that includes the President and the majority of the Republican party)
Politicians, sorry they ALL lie
Judges who give 9 month sentences to paedophiles but seven years for tax offences
BBC correspondents (i thought you were supposed to report not give personal comment)
Daily Mail readers
Current boss of the MPS
Anyone who in a meeting says energy, holistic, blue sky (unless it is the summer and they are commenting upon the weather)
Neil 40 LWT (in both senses) 74k 5'08" former British record holder 100km 35-39lwt
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Stop broadcasting stupid American 'teen soaps' and (even worse) get that 'Power Ranger' cr8p off the TV forever
Get Barry Manilow out of retirement to show these young whipper-snapper a thing or two about singing.
put Kate Beckinsales' picture on the first class stamp
but above all that (even KB) make St. Georges Day a bank holiday
Get Barry Manilow out of retirement to show these young whipper-snapper a thing or two about singing.
put Kate Beckinsales' picture on the first class stamp
but above all that (even KB) make St. Georges Day a bank holiday
Engineered for Eating, Designed for Drinking
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Kate beckinsale, if she plays her cards right she could have me. She is the best. If I find out she rows I WILL leave my wife. Just have to get over the small hurdle of making me attractive to her. Anyone on the team got a spare $50 million. Good cause.
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Run it past the better half the other day (I was a little leathered at the time) that if hyperthectically (speeling never a strong point of mine) I was working up London in one of the hotels and Kate Beckinsale was looking for a bit of 'ruff' for the night would she mind?
"You really are very sad" was the dry response.
"You really are very sad" was the dry response.
Engineered for Eating, Designed for Drinking
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Well, in that case, I suggest you try it on the day after you've won the lottery. At only 14 million to one, that should be relatively easy, AND it'll save us lending you any cash!
Anyway, surely it's only about 3 billion to one, unless you get the literal 'not if you were the last man on the planet' result...
Anyway, surely it's only about 3 billion to one, unless you get the literal 'not if you were the last man on the planet' result...
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When I rule the world I'll get a personal trainer, dietician, make-up artist, plastic sugeon.......... so I can look like Kate Beckinsale
(I wandered into this thread in all innocence & look what I found! Now if you had been discussing Daniel Craig.......... )
(I wandered into this thread in all innocence & look what I found! Now if you had been discussing Daniel Craig.......... )
48yo, weight... let's just say heavyweight & leave it at that.
PB:
Targets: start erging again & lose weight
PB:
Targets: start erging again & lose weight
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Is it sad that after the initial 'phwroar - will you look at that body??!!' my next thought was - 'but I wonder what sort of 2k time he can pull?'Mike Channin wrote:Janet - you can discuss Daniel Craig if you want. We won't stop you - we just may fail to appreciate what you consider to be his finer points!
....and another thing......
I'm banning coursework, exams & marking in general when I rule the world...... (not that my red pen is leaking over the desk here or anything....... )
48yo, weight... let's just say heavyweight & leave it at that.
PB:
Targets: start erging again & lose weight
PB:
Targets: start erging again & lose weight
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Well across the pond, the public has voted George Clooney as "the sexiest man in America" for the 2nd time.JanetS wrote:When I rule the world I'll get a personal trainer, dietician, make-up artist, plastic sugeon.......... so I can look like Kate Beckinsale
(I wandered into this thread in all innocence & look what I found! Now if you had been discussing Daniel Craig.......... )
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html
How come guys with grey hair are considered sexy and women with grey hair "old and unkept"? Would Kate still be considered "hot" with grey hair?
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Now, Janet, that _is_ sad!!! I think the rowing is really starting to get to you!'but I wonder what sort of 2k time he can pull?'
Mind you, I have caught myself thinking on a few occasions, 'very nice, but there's no way she'll be able to pull a decent finish in with those in the way'...
Rita - beats me re: the grey hair thing. Does seem a bit unfair, yes, but then the fairer sex are so much better at dying their hair anyway...
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