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Chinese songs

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A new thread similar to the limericks theme but this time the challenge is to extract lines from a song and put them together to form an amusing and preferably not too smutty new song.

No restrictions on genre (except my usual NO BOY BANDS) and I think for now we won't try to impose rules about it having to fit a tune.

Would be better if it scanned but the rhyme pattern can be as we see fit.

Be nice to include the song title and artist and any other information you feel is useful or useless.

You score 1 point for adding a line. You score 2 points if the line you add rhymes with another line in the chosen pattern. Score 3 points for getting in a reference to rowing. Keep your own score.

I think for now we'll restrict this to perhaps three verses and a chorus.

and NO BOY BANDS. Any line traced to such is a 10 point deduction.

Have fun.

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Happiness hit her like a train on the track
Black is black, I want my baby back


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Happiness hit her like a train on the track
Black is black, I want my baby back
'til then there'll always be a Man in Black

Johnny Cash - The Man in Black]
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Happiness hit her like a train on the track
Black is black, I want my baby back
'til then there'll always be a Man in Black
I miss you I'm not gonna crack

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Happiness hit her like a train on the track
Black is black, I want my baby back
'til then there'll always be a Man in Black
I miss you I'm not gonna crack

(Chorus)
Sometimes I give myself the creeps

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Happiness hit her like a train on the track
Black is black, I want my baby back
'til then there'll always be a Man in Black
I miss you I'm not gonna crack

(Chorus)
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
We could have had it all, rolling in the deep

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Happiness hit her like a train on the track
Black is black, I want my baby back
'til then there'll always be a Man in Black
I miss you I'm not gonna crack

(Chorus)
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
We could have had it all, rowing in the deep

Adele - Rolling in the Deep

Am I allowed to change the lyrics for a bonus point?
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