An Extra Limerick

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Jill
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Re: An Extra Limerick

Post by Jill » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:20 pm

Thank you Philip - you are The Wonderful Word Wizard of Oz. :) ^O^ =D>

I do hope that August's limerick was not based on fact? :shock: :fsbgrin: :fswink:

And we certainly still read you and we certainly still need you to keep us all entertained. And ... to give certain other gentlemen a ' run for their money ' on the IRL and CTC. :fsbgrin: :fswink:

Soon be time for next month's rhyme.

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Re: An Extra Limerick

Post by Pepe » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:07 am

Jill wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:20 pm
I do hope that August's limerick was not based on fact? :shock: :fsbgrin: :fswink:
No, my dentist is excellent; the only pain involved is that suffered by my wallet :!:
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Will you still read me, will you still need me, now I’m eighty-four ?

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Re: An Extra Limerick

Post by Pepe » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:11 am

If you are of a squeamish disposition and about to have a meal, then read no further :fsbgrin:

For lunch Joe consumed a large curry
But he ate in too much of a hurry
With an intake of beer
The outcome was clear:
A volcanic intestinal slurry :~c
Philip Price
84 Lwt.
70kg. 178cm.
Will you still read me, will you still need me, now I’m eighty-four ?

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Re: An Extra Limerick

Post by Pepe » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:25 am

We may ponder what life's all about
If we knew, from the rooftops we'd shout
But whatever its purpose
Of time there's no surplus
So rather than rust, I'll wear out
Philip Price
84 Lwt.
70kg. 178cm.
Will you still read me, will you still need me, now I’m eighty-four ?

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Re: An Extra Limerick

Post by Pepe » Sat Dec 01, 2018 12:38 pm

A description of a visit to the dentist perhaps seen through rose-tinted spectacles

If you suffer from a bout of dental caries
You head off to where the dreaded dentist’s lair is
While relaxing in the chair
You will simply have no care
As the anaesthetic puts you with the fairies
Philip Price
84 Lwt.
70kg. 178cm.
Will you still read me, will you still need me, now I’m eighty-four ?

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