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by Pepe
Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:08 pm
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

Free Spirits continues to grow
with a steady flow
Of like minded souls
with different goals
and an ethos of get-up-and-go

An outspoken oarsman from Oban
by Pepe
Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:27 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

Some of us are rather too cynical
because we think we have seen it all
we do more moaning with age
which can also increase the rage
and frustration, and so we get physical

A slithery snake named Sylvester
by Pepe
Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:26 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

Training can often be hard
Six pints put you right off your guard
by Pepe
Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:34 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

A curious curate named Clive
could get himself laid in each dive
When quizzed by the vicar
by Pepe
Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:03 am
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: Nonathlon 2009
Replies: 603
Views: 24129

Re: Nonathlon 2009

1 Ergonaut 9019 2 Shang-Chi 8577 3 Gremlin 8433 4 gary dakin 8415 5 flatlander2 8393 6 strider77 8381 7 Oliva 8329 8 redshell 8305 9 paulvic 8300 10 Machine 8242 11 plummy 8206 12 spikeola 8201 13 Norch 8067 14 wolfie 8058 15 Zaphod2000 8036 16 Thomas W-P 7935 17 billwright 7899 18 badocter 7882 19 ...
by Pepe
Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:48 am
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: Australian IRC 2008
Replies: 18
Views: 935

Re: Australian IRC 2008

Thanks for all your kind comments, guys. I shall be in a new age bracket for the event next year, so there will be further challenges ahead :!: I've enjoyed reading the reports on the racing at BIRC; it appears that you all had a marvellous time and you put in some excellent performances. The team s...
by Pepe
Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:57 am
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: Nonathlon 2009
Replies: 603
Views: 24129

Re: Nonathlon 2009

Thanks, Paul. I was going to rectify matters this morning, but you've saved me the trouble.
by Pepe
Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:01 pm
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: Nonathlon 2009
Replies: 603
Views: 24129

Re: Nonathlon 2009

Sorry, that was not intended!
by Pepe
Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:51 am
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: Nonathlon 2009
Replies: 603
Views: 24129

Re: Nonathlon 2009

1 Ergonaut 9019 2 Shang-Chi 8577 3 Gremlin 8433 4 gary dakin 8415 5 flatlander2 8393 6 strider77 8381 7 Oliva 8329 8 redshell 8305 9 paulvic 8300 10 Machine 8242 11 spikeola 8201 12 plummy 8190 13 Norch 8067 14 Zaphod2000 8036 15 wolfie 7967 16 Thomas W-P 7935 17 billwright 7899 18 badocter 7873 19 ...
by Pepe
Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:37 am
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: Australian IRC 2008
Replies: 18
Views: 935

Australian IRC 2008

Hazel & I had the pleasure of meeting Nick and Kate Wakeford for the first time at the Australian IRC held in Melbourne on Saturday 18th October. They travelled all the way from Perth; Kate wasn't rowing - she was Nick's ardent supporter. I have taken the liberty of cherry picking from the resul...
by Pepe
Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:00 pm
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

A barber once based in Seville
refused to pay his bar bill
So the barman said "Joe
your future's opera you know
and Glyndebourne will get a real thrill"

A curious curate named Clive
by Pepe
Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:32 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

When I was just a lad
my behaviour was ever so bad
I would go out each night
oh gosh - what a sight!
I terrified even my dad

A barber once based in Seville
by Pepe
Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:16 pm
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: LADIES banter/training/motivation thread ??
Replies: 1385
Views: 108555

Re: LADIES banter/training/motivation thread ??

October's here: change for us all
For some it's spring: others - the fall
But whatever the season
Disregard all that wheezin'
Get a grip on those handles ....and haul :!:
by Pepe
Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:10 pm
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: October CTC - Pyramid Row
Replies: 117
Views: 5004

Re: October CTC - Pyramid Row

October's here: change for us all
For some it's spring: others - the fall
But whatever the weather
Let's all pull together
To answer the CTC call.
by Pepe
Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:59 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

The economy's a bit of a mess
The bankers are under duress
But never despair
by Pepe
Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:50 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Had a bad day? ......... Tell us about it
Replies: 358
Views: 45699

Re: Had a bad day? ......... Tell us about it

Now, I don’t wish to needlessly bore ya
But I’m not in a state of euphoria.
For a bad throat infection
Has caused my defection
From today’s IRC in Victoria

I was hoping it would clear up this week, but it didn't, it got worse. I have now lost my voice, so things are very quiet around the house.
by Pepe
Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:14 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

A young tennis player named Andy
played the game dressed as a dandy
but on grand final day
his excuse would say
"At changeover, I swigged too much brandy"

Donald, the dastardly duck
by Pepe
Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:24 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

A vivacious young girl named Victoria
Told her chap ' I want to see more of ya'
So they went to L.A.
To make some hay
And took off on a cloud of euphoria

An inter-galactic spacemaster
by Pepe
Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:59 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

Now I don't wish to sound too pedantic
Or dwell upon matters semantic.........but

When composing a limerick, one needs to
Rhyme line number five with the first two
But not three or four
(Yawn, doze off or snore)
Which rhyme with each other (or ought to)

A vivacious young girl named Victoria
by Pepe
Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:19 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

Summer's done and now Autumn is here
All the wine's gone, so bring on the beer
by Pepe
Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:02 am
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: September CTC - 2k R24
Replies: 146
Views: 6675

Re: September CTC - 2k R24

Take your seats, folks, for the all-inclusive "Zodiac" 2K r24. Let me explain: Now, Capricorn, Libra and Virgo Don’t hold back, simply jump on the ergo. With Pisces and Gemini All pulling in harmony Backed up by the power of young Leo “What of the rest?” you may chorus. No worries, Look! A...
by Pepe
Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:36 pm
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

When preparing to row at your peak...
and your ergo develops a squeak
Don't panic or curse
Things could be worse
Like being stuck in the mire up a creek

A timid young thing from Torquay
by Pepe
Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:02 am
Forum: The Sanctuary
Topic: Chinese limericks
Replies: 3508
Views: 108487

Re: Chinese limericks

When preparing to row at your peak...
and your ergo develops a squeak
Don't panic or curse
by Pepe
Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:06 pm
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: Nonathlon 2009
Replies: 603
Views: 24129

Re: Nonathlon 2009

Shang-Chi 8539 Gremlin 8428 Strider77 8328 PaulVic 8286 Oliva 8283 Redshell 8278 Machine (Seb Miller) 8215 Spikeola 8201 Plummy 8135 Zaphod2000 8036 Ergonaut (Bangers) 8024 Wolfie 7942 Thomas W-P 7935 Bigwavedave 7825 Badocter 7792 Kingy2 7710 Stan 7701 Gouldilocks (Ironarse) 7542 johnglynn 7479 Ala...
by Pepe
Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:00 am
Forum: Free Spirits forum
Topic: August CTC - 500m
Replies: 123
Views: 5271

Re: August CTC - 500m

Stan wrote
Just 2 ladies required to float 2 more boats. For those who do not wish to sprint this there is nothing to stop you using the first 500 of a longer piece. Philips moggy is expecting
Bit difficult that, Stan, because Topaze (French spelling) is a neutered Tom :lol: