If you are of a squeamish disposition and about to have a meal, then read no further

For lunch Joe consumed a large curry
But he ate in too much of a hurry
With an intake of beer
The outcome was clear:
A volcanic intestinal slurry

Caratacus is right. Participation is the most important thing. So, Paul, we certainly need you.
Please reconsider and return to the team. (By order of the team captain )

Jill wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:20 pm I do hope that August's limerick was not based on fact?

No, my dentist is excellent; the only pain involved is that suffered by my wallet

Who'd be an Australian Prime Minister?
Sliding down from an upper floor banister
A pole at the base
Abruptly cuts down one's pace
Giving rise to a fate worse than sinister

Many happy returns, Alan. I hope your recovery is progressing well.

A former dentist, by name Phil McAvity
As regards patient care didn’t have it he
Had no bedside manner
Used his drill like a spanner
So they named him the Duke of Depravity

Additional points for Emma, Jon, Grobi Ian and Torquemada. I've updated the table. 1. Torquemada 8380 M 83 L 2. plummy 8090 M 54 L 3. jhaveman 7851 M 55 L 4. Ian Bee (FS) 7810 M 39 L. 5. tako 7775 M 45 H 6. Grobi 7554 M 51 H 7. Gregor Andrews 6998 M 47 H 8. e-Clair 6825 M 57 H 9. FeltonH 6706 M 41 H...

926 points for the 60 minutes slot. Additional points for Plummy, Ian, Grobi, Fred and Jan. I've updated the table. 1. Torquemada 8367 M 83 L 2. plummy 8090 M 54 L 3. jhaveman 7851 M 55 L 4. Ian Bee (FS) 7792 M 39 L. 5. tako 7775 M 45 H 6. Grobi 7543 M 51 H 7. Gregor Andrews 6998 M 47 H 8. e-Clair 6...

940 points for the 30 minute slot Further points for Grobi and Emma. I've updated the table. 1. plummy 8081 M 54 L 2. jhaveman 7803 M 55L 3. Ian Bee (FS) 7784 M 39 L. 4. tako 7775 M 45 H 5. Grobi 7511 M 51 H 6. Torquemada 7441 M 83 L 7. Gregor Andrews 6998 M 47 H 8. e-Clair 6812 M 57 H 9. FeltonH 67...

936 points for the 6k. I've updated the table. 1. plummy 8081 M 54 L 2. jhaveman 7803 M 55L 3. Ian Bee (FS) 7784 M 39 L. 4. tako 7775 M 45 H 5. Grobi 7500 M 51 H 6. Gregor Andrews 6998 M 47 H 7. e-Clair 6812 M 57 H 8. FeltonH 6706 M 41 H 9. Torquemada 6501 M 83 L 10. gouldilocks 6416 M 52 H 11. fkoe...

931 points for the 5k. I've updated the table. 1. plummy 8081 M 54 L 2. jhaveman 7798 M 55L 3. Ian Bee (FS) 7782 M 39 L. 4. tako 7767 M 45 H 5. Grobi 7500 M 51 H 6. Gregor Andrews 6952 M 47 H 7. e-Clair 6812 M 57 H 8. FeltonH 6609 M 41 H 9. gouldilocks 6416 M 52 H 10. MaxMaclaren1 6185 M 52 H 11. To...

I've updated the table. 1. plummy 8011 M 54 L 2. jhaveman 7798 M 55L 3. tako 7767 M 45 H 4. Ian Bee (FS) 7749 M 39 L. 5. Grobi 7498 M 51 H 6. Gregor Andrews 6952 M 47 H 7. e-Clair 6688 M 57 H 8. FeltonH 6609 M 41 H 9. gouldilocks 6416 M 52 H 10. MaxMaclaren1 6185 M 52 H 11. fkoene 5360 M 57 H 12. sh...

Taurus the bull gave a bellow
A cantankerous beast, never mellow
He was prone to rampage
A sign of his age
Of the Bullingdon Club was a fellow

Yes, well done Barbara!

SOS SOS

One lady is needed to go down to the bargain basement and step aboard Boat 7.
Give it a go; just go with the flow; you can row slow and just glow

910 points for the 2k. I've updated the table. 1. plummy 8011 M 54 L 2. jhaveman 7798 M 55L 3. tako 7767 M 45 H 4. Ian Bee (FS) 7735 M 39 L 5. Grobi 7439 M 51 H 6. e-Clair 6635 M 57 H 7. FeltonH 6609 M 41 H 8. gouldilocks 6416 M 52 H 9. Gregor Andrews 5406 M 47 H 10. fkoene 5338 M 57 H 11. MaxMaclar...

925 points for the HM. I've updated the table. 1. plummy 8006 M 54 L 2. jhaveman 7798 M 55L 3. tako 7767 M 45 H 4. Ian Bee (FS) 7615 M 39 L 5. Grobi 7321 M 51 H 6. e-Clair 6635 M 57 H 7. FeltonH 6609 M 41 H 8. gouldilocks 6416 M 52 H 9. fkoene 5251 M 57 H 10. MaxMaclaren1 5241 M 52 H 11. shaveman 52...

I've updated the table. 1. plummy 8006 M 54 L 2. jhaveman 7788 M 55L 3. tako 7767 M 45 H 4. Ian Bee (FS) 6780 M 39 L 5. FeltonH 6593 M 41 H 6. e-Clair 6532 M 57 H 7. gouldilocks 6416 M 52 H 8. Grobi 5732 M 51 H 9. fkoene 5251 M57 H 10. MaxMaclaren1 5241 M 52 H 11. shaveman 5218 F 55 L 12. GuidonTheB...

Take plenty of time to ease yourself back, Alan, and all the best for the future.

Does cricket soothe the fevered brow

Now and then you may feel altogether
Quite close to the end of your tether
At times such as these
Enjoy wine and cheese
To the sound of some willow on leather.....
.......but not sandpaper

Stan wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 9:13 pm Ok guys,
you are all in. Phillip - I am not 100% certain about - I have the name Torquemada which I think is you - let me know if I am wrong.

Hi Stan
Thanks, that’s OK. Torquemada is my Nonathlon name.

Philip (aka Pepe)

Hi Stan

Would you please add me to the Nonathlon list?
Many thanks.

Philip

My comeback season went well until the final row of 60 minutes in April after which I experienced severe back pain. As a consequence, my activities since have been restricted to two visits to the physio, gentle recovery exercises and walking. I am in a better state now and hope to be able to have an...

Belated good wishes for your birthday, David. Many happy returns.

The new season will soon be upon us. Good fortune to all

Some regard it with awestruck approval
But a six pack is inconsequential
When before your eyelashes
The word ROW briefly flashes
Then you need just technique and strength mental