There was an old lady in Perth
Who buried her erg in the earth
I've had enough said she
and I've knackered my knee
and you all know how much that can hurt!

The drag factor was getting me down...

Well done J-R.

You put the rest of us to shame. =D> =D>

Paul

Jessica-Red wrote:Fantastic-what a man-YOU Pete not Chuck!

Well? Maybe both of them!

Paul

johnglynn wrote:Deadly T-shirt

Yeh Pete

Tell us where you got it so we can get one too!

Paul

Does anyone know who Lynn is? She is apparently a member of Free Spirits and has posted a time of 1:59.3, at a pace of 1:29.6 per 500m. :shock: I looked up this year's rankings and the best time posted by a female for 500m is 1:39.4, while last season's best time was 1:35.9. So either we have a supe...

A peculiar obsession of mine
Is tying my friends up with twine
They struggle a bit
As they laugh at my wit

6-6-6 looks a long way
but not as far as one k
The pain might be high
Arm and thigh
But, in the end, it'll all be OK

A peculiar obsession of mine....

The season best times shown for those whose logbooks are accessible on the Meter Board still refer to last season. Is it planned to update this to show times for the current season? If so, will times for last season still be accessible somewhere? Paul Still showing last season's times. Is an update...

Did my usual first of the month effort. I've been very off form lately and missed the best part of a week last week due to a niggling injury. Therefore, I was not too disappointed with my time of 2:08.1, which gives me my customary, extremely temporary seat in FS I. I followed up with 100m in 17.3 s...

J-R, you are the boss! I'm hugely inspired by what you've achieved and you sound like great fun (or as we Irish say, craic) and I'm looking forward to meeting you someday. My Model E awaits your presence if you ever make it to Dublin. It does sound as if Bert is genuinely contrite, and so he should ...

A six pack is so nice to own
It satisfies right to the bone
whether its beer or lager
Or abs sharp as a dagger

There was an ogre who was totally green..
Apart from his member (though it was never seen)
Which was hardly surprising

Happy birthday Thomas

Tomorrow I'll be thirty-nine
and will celebrate with some wine
Just a bottle or two
I swear that is true
Or, maybe I'll have eight or nine

In a crypt, by the light of the moon...

My wife Jennifer had a second attempt at this month's challenge today. She's still struggling with the technique required to keep under 24 SPM, but managed to improve her time to 31.17.8 @ 23 SPM. Unfortunately, because of the way in which CTC works, it seems we lost Free Spirits XIII because of her...

Tomorrow I'll be thirty-nine
and will celebrate with some wine
Just a bottle or two

Keira Knightley or Kate Beckinsale
The names by which many men pale
both start with a K
And I'd just like to say

webberg wrote:Why do people say

"yes ... no"

OR

"no ... yes"

Because they're indecisive?

Or maybe not...

Then again...

We're going to see Shrek the Third
We hope that the third's not a turd
Let's hope it's a hit
Or we'll issue a writ
This rhyme is becoming absurd!

Keira Knightley or Kate Beckinsale...

There was a young man who once said
"I'd rather row than be dead"
Which was really a shame

There was a green man called Shrek
who on his erg uttered "oh heck"
My X-box will not fit
so he decided to go drink a bit
and he ended a physical wreck

There was a young man who once said

The 3 points below come from - 2 points - Neighbouring country 1 Bonus point - for "playing away" i.e. being the one who travels. I think I have 34points (including pic evidence, I think) 3 - Derrylad (his house in N Ireland - Sep 06 ) -- (BIRC - Nov 06) 3 - Thomas WP 3 - Tasmin WP 3 - Mi...

When starting a very long row...
and your cheeks are starting to glow...
Rub the Vaseline in
If you want to stay thin

I watched about 30 seconds of the cup final during ad breaks in the golf coverage. After about 30 seconds, I decided the ads were more interesting. I was planning to watch the penatly shoot at the end, but even that bit of drama was denied. Problem is that the FA cup has been totally devalued by the...

I think that's a great idea, Carole.

How do we keep track of someone's lifetime meters so that we know when congratulations are due? Is it available somewhere on the C2 website?

Paul