Happy Birthday Dear JR.

When are you going to visit my surgery?

ONLY 3 times a week what sort of Doctor do you call yourself !!! surely treatments should be daily !??? and why did you PM me then delete it before I had chance to read it ?? !!! Yes, but I have over 450 patients..... :mrgreen: Technology not my strong point then....must be too tired - can't think ...

Dr. Erg, would this be for any length sex, or just the shorter sessions? :roll: :D Are there any side effects? Best advice is..... ....wait for it..... ....It's all about the PACING !! :mrgreen: For accurate results in medical trials a LARGE sample size (statistically) is necessary. I have booked y...

[quote="Stan] Congratulation Doc - you got parole then? Presumably you are fully rehabilitated after serving half your sentence and promising to be a good boy from now on :lol:[/quote] Not sure I can even finish sentences these days...but I reckon I'll be back part time to offer immature and in...

My eyes are still watching.....you never know where....or when!

The Dr will be back...soon.

Brian Critchley wrote:Dear Dr Erg,
My wife thinks that having sex prior to rowing would be a good warm up. I am not so sure, as all I want to do is go to sleep afterwards.
What would you recommend?

Dr Erg has consulted with your wife and confirm that having sex with her has improved his 2k time.

Many thanks.

PSims wrote:Dear Doctor Erg,

Recently I seem to have started talking to myself - mostly about rowing. Is there a cure?

Nope...

...so I rang Dr Erg!!!!! 8) :lol: Dr Erg advises that once you have started on a training programme, you have to maintain it as a complete lifestyle change. Otherwise you end up like a certain very close Dr friend of mine - fatter and lazy!!! :cry: :lol: So keep it up....600k a month from now on......

Hi Dr Erg, This is my first visit into your illustrious emporium of the cure-for- all. My issue is my form has dropped off a cliff and my motivation also (not certain which came first though). Last year I managed 15.1km in 60 mins and this week I managed 14.4km and felt lousy for 2 hours after. Las...

I had a very cheeky message this a.m from someone through the Concept members ranking email thing-called Bert Duplessis?? saying " how can you be so heavy whilst rowing such high mileage-seems contradictory" - he really knows how to talk to a lady doesnt he !!! and he gave no address to r...

Thank you Dr-off to Tesco to stock up then - have NO idea when its coming or even if it will arrive fully assembled ready for use or require 6 technicians with spanners??? Pete filled in the forms so we WAIT! :? You have to assemble it yourself. It comes flat packed. Don't know about the erg though...

JR,

Don't forget the rules that go with kids Chrismas pressies.

You never have enough batteries.

Tip: PM3's use a D battery.

I don't know what your other toys require, but 240V is the max you can get out of a wall socket.

Jessica-Red wrote:Im getting lonely too and I havent even heard recently from my employer the Doctor!!!!
Nurse JR says re-open the clinic!!!!

That's because you are never in my surgery attending to our patients.

Instead you are feeding your obsession with your new toy.

And I hear you have an Erg as well?

Rita, It looked like you were doing daily 1/2 marathons. Was I concerned with your moving up the number scale again? Now you did a full marathon. FANTASTIC ! Que sera, sera. What will be, will be. More power to you. I will keep pulling my daily numbers. Will that marathon bug bite me? Is there a cu...

Hello, Dr. Erg... Here's the sitch: I am leaving on Friday for two weeks of rock climbing (and no erging...) After that, I need to begin in ernest a training program for FM's that will ultimately lead to my rowing with my Father in a 26 mile doubles OTW race next September. What kind of wicked prog...

Dear Dr Erg I'm getting addicted to long slow sessions where previously I preferred something faster & stronger. Is it possible to mix the two or do I have to choose? Yours Confused of Thames Valley Why don't you stick to your long slow sessions...and get something faster and stronger from some...

Dr Erg is getting lonely....any one need some help?

Jessica-Red wrote:Lips sealed till paperwork sorted!!!
a certain Dr prescribed one!!!

When are you coming into the surgery to have the erg permanently attached to your person?

And what's wrong with my technique Stan?
YOU SHOULD KNOW!

Dwayne - You are welcome to come and see me any time you like.
Take no notice of the Mad Man from Malvern....

On a lighter note, perhaps a contribution from me and some of the strange patients and their ailments I have seen during the year!

Jessica-Red wrote: My uniform is a bit tight Dr- can I have a new one please!

Certainly not - you will just have to wear it.
The NHS isn't MADE of money you know.

Now, where's my webcam.....

Build it up slowly and gradually. A bit at a time. (Don't want to climax too soon!). Too much all at once will give you a sore ass! :lol: Secret is to get a C2 seat pad & bubble wrap if it isn't enough. Much of the aching is lactic pooling - get up every 20 mins or so - have a walk around and co...

Hmmm...thank you JR.

I've missed your examinations as well!!!

I reckon the court found him guilty and he has been sent to jail to serve the punishment he so richly deserves. :wink: After a serious amount of bribery they let me out - so I'm back in business - least til I get caught again - ahem! Now - What have I missed? Tom - re the "obsession"...ev...

My turn to be ill for a change.

Putting the rubbish out last night, managed to slash my hand on something sharp - so no rowing for me for a while.

Just to add insult to injury, als picked up a bug - you don't need the details, but a good night's sleep was NOT has by all.

Ah well.